Miscellaneous Observations About Nothing in Particular
Pinned to the corkboard as they occurred. No conclusions were drawn.
- Every parking lot has one cart that is just standing there.
- Nobody remembers choosing their favorite spoon.
- A ladder in a garage is both a tool and a mood.
- The last chip in the bag always feels like a decision.
- Elevators are small rooms that only agree to be quiet.
- Somewhere, a person is looking for the remote and sitting on it.
- Birds do not use the doorbell.
- A pen that works is worth three that do not.
- Tuesday looks a lot like Thursday from the back.