Things That Are True
Sorted by category, fact-checked by nobody. Open a category for the long version.
Kitchen
The most truthful room in the house, because the fridge never lies.
- A fridge light only works when you are not looking.
- Every drawer has one thing in it that nobody can explain.
- Toast always lands butter side down. Always. Even when it is dry.
Weather
Outside is a lot of things, and none of them are on schedule.
- It rains the moment you wash the car.
- Wind has a favorite hat and takes it first.
- Every cloud looks like a duck if you stare long enough.
Animals
Small creatures with big plans, mostly about snacks.
- Cats know exactly what time it is and will not tell you.
- Squirrels bury things and forget. This is how forests happen.
- A dog has never once been disappointed to see you.
Math
Numbers, behaving consistently, which is more than most things.
- Zero is a number that has never been late to anything.
- Half of a pizza is bigger than a third of a pizza, even in bad lighting.
- Seven is the funniest number. No one knows why.