It rains the moment you wash the car.
Wind has a favorite hat and takes it first.
Every cloud looks like a duck if you stare long enough.
Forecasts are a polite suggestion. The sky reads them, nods and then does whatever it wants.
Puddles are always deeper than they look. This has been tested by many shoes, and the results are consistent.
Sunshine on a Monday is the rarest weather of all. Enjoy it with suspicion.